Bitches ain’t shit.
Bitches ain’t shit.
(via coffeeandcigaregrets)
So, do you think the yearbook advisors would accept “Unholy fucker of mothers!” as my senior quote? No? Yeah, I didn’t think so either.
| Teenager 1: | “What exactly is a penguin?” |
|---|---|
| Teenager 2: | “Are you that stupid? A penguin is a fish!” |
| Teenager 2: | “No. A penguin is an amphibian. You know, like frogs.” |
| Teenager 1: | “You know guys I think penguins are mammals, because they got fur. ” |
| Me: | *addressing everybody at exhibit* “The penguin is a unique bird that can ‘fly’ in the water.” |
| Teenager 2: | *after looking at his friends in awe* “I still think it’s a fish.” |
Antique display of common eye diseases, lovingly crafted in blown glass, 2008.
(Musée d’Histoire de la Médecine, Université René Descartes)
From series James G. Mundie’s Cabinet of Curiosities.
Shit is crazy.
(Source: metanoiamuseum)
And voila.
I’ve created a new tumblr where none of you real life people will ever find me! :D And if by chance you should, you will be blocked immediately.
XD <3 Stephen Colbert.
(Source: stickersedmilibandfanclubarchive, via stfuconservatives)
These are ‘pineberries’. Allegedly they were sourced from an endangered strain in South Africa and have been cultivated for the past seven years, now available for limited commercial purchase in Europe. They have the same genetic makeup as a strawberry, but are white with red seeds and taste like pineapples.
That is amazing.
(via fyeahstrangefinds)
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Too much education does ruin a perfectly good mind.
Duke Vedris, Sandry’s Book (via fuckyeahtortall)
