November 2010
Bitches ain't shit.
Bitches ain’t shit.
October 2010
Okay, I'm seriously going to vomit all over the...
September 2010
So, do you think the yearbook advisors would accept “Unholy fucker of mothers!” as my senior quote? No? Yeah, I didn’t think so either.
Not Always Right
Teenager 1: “What exactly is a penguin?”
Teenager 2: “Are you that stupid? A penguin is a fish!”
Teenager 2: “No. A penguin is an amphibian. You know, like frogs.”
Teenager 1: “You know guys I think penguins are mammals, because they got fur. ”
Me: *addressing everybody at exhibit* “The penguin is a unique bird that can ‘fly’ in the water.”
Teenager 2: *after looking at his friends in awe* “I still think it’s a fish.”
And voila.
I’ve created a new tumblr where none of you real life people will ever find me! :D And if by chance you should, you will be blocked immediately.
“Too much education does ruin a perfectly good mind.”
– Duke Vedris, Sandry’s Book (via fuckyeahtortall)
“I mean, yeah, “living well” is a good enough revenge. But the best...”
– My brother. XD
"You're tacky and I hate you"
thesupere:
XD Oh my god can’t stop laughing.
Goodwin: "Of all the crackbrained dozy Pups it's ever been my curse to serve with! You just had to go and pluck the biggest Rat in all the Eastern Lands, didn't you? You couldn't have held your poxy tongue?"
Nestor: "I thought she held her tongue well for a first-year Dog."
Goodwin: "It's when she uses it that you have to watch her! She'll say any curst thing when she's got the bit between her teeth, and never mind the consequences! I'm surprised she's lived to tell this tale!"
Ha ha, or not.
But I took the money I would have spent on bowling and turned it into book money. A happy ending.
Going bowling with the BFFAEAE! :B
Gonna knock over some pins, eat some ice cream, make fun of some random passersby, you know.
Context:
Greg Mortenson, co-author of Three Cups of Tea, changed the world. In 1993, he tried to climb K2, the second tallest mountain in the world. During this attempt, he fell ill and got lost. He ended up in the small Pakistani village of Korphe. The villagers there nursed him back to health until he recovered. To repay the village, he asked what he could do for them. They told him that they did...
EXTERMIKNIT! Dalek knitting pattern
almostwitty-uk:
via entropyhouse.com
Shalene’s next knitting project?
Maaan, I wish I had the knitting skills for this.
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The...”
– Kung Fu Monkey (via jonathan-cunningham)
did i already post this? whatever, it’s just as funny every time.
(via stfuteabaggers) oh my god I was not fucking expecting that. AMAZING
(via blackenedbutterfly)
I’ve posted this before and I don’t care it’s going up here again.
(via stfuconservatives)
In Spanish, the verb “olvidar” means “to forget”. But it can also be literally translated as “to forgive”. Funny how that works out.
I kind of really want a Kindle.
I used to think I would hate e-readers, but then I actually read on one, and loved it.
Also, I want to be able to say that I pretty much have the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy in my hands.
*dork*
I have Skittles. Your argument is invalid.
“My experiences with ‘most folk’ are not so good that I am inclined...”
– Okha, Bloodhound by Tamora Pierce
Watchblushing-sky:
chellatrix:
potterarchy:
Deathly Hallows Trailer September 22, 2010
as;dfjk
Don’t worry, those chills will go away in about 20 minutes.
“That little bit of kindness… pulled at my heart. Sometimes I forget...”
– Beka Cooper, Bloodhound by Tamora Pierce
“She would have kissed him, if she kissed stupid men.”
– Aly, Trickster’s Queen (via fuckyeahtortall)
STFU, Sexists.: My favorite liberal hypocrisy: →
stfuteabaggers:
omgaga:
I accept all people regardless of their race, gender, sexual orientation or beliefs and I believe everyone deserves equality. Except I think you conservatives are a bunch of stupid fear-mongering racist bigots.
but you deserve all of your rights, despite the…
Dear conservatives: I might disagree with what you say (and believe me, I do), but I’ll always...
Oh hai guys.
I’m at the library, busy being totally alone. So cool, right?
FLORIDA RULED THE BAN ON GAY ADOPTION...
thekick-:
likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo:
I AM JUST GOING TO CRY AND CELEBRATE EVERYWHERE.
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-
“Here (in Pakistan and Afghanistan), we drink three cups of tea to do business;...”
– Haji Ali, Korphe Village Chief, Karakoram Mountains, Pakistan
“Mistresses, have you ever noticed that when we disagree with a male- I hesitate...”
– Kel, Lady Knight (via fuckyeahtortall) She’s so right.
