What happens at the library...doesn't...
Kim: Alright, who's ready to play cards?
Stephanie: Oh, you should play strip poker!
Me: But it's cold! Let's play reverse strip poker.
Sarah: Reverse strip poker?
Me: Yeah! Every time you lose a hand, you have to put on clothes.
Kim: Does that mean you have to start naked?
Random old lady: Works for me!
Me, Kim, and Sarah: *bewildered stares*
Dec 14th
Dad: *putting in a DVD of Andy Williams' Christmas shows* You'll see, this is from the time before hippies ruined America! Gays were in the closet, blacks were in the ghetto, women were in the kitchen, and every man wore a suit, just like it's supposed to be.
Me: Yeah, sure dad.
*****5 minutes later*****
Dad: See how great this is?!
Me: That man is wearing a lavender suit with pink tights! I thought you said all the gays were in the closet!!!
Dec 12th
Holland, Belgium, Canada, Spain, South...
ohyeahfacts:
Only Connecticut, Massachusetts, Iowa, New Hampshire (ALMOST FORGOT) and Vermont...
Dec 8th